My friend, Jodi, sent me this in an email... I loved it and thought she wouldn't mind me stealing it to share with all of you. After you read it MAKE YOUR HUSBAND READ IT!!!
THE NEXT SURVIVOR SERIESSix married men will be dropped on an island with one car and 3 kids each for six weeks.
Each kid will play two sports and either take music or dance classes.
There is no fast food.
Each man must take care of his 3 kids; keep his assigned house clean, correct all homework, and complete science projects, cook, do laundry, and pay a list of 'pretend' bills with not enough money.
In addition, each man will have to budget in money for groceries each week.
Each man must remember the birthdays of all their friends and relatives, and send cards out on time--no Emailing.
Each man must also take each child to a doctor's appointment, a dentist appointment
and a haircut appointment.
He must also make biscuits or cakes for a social function.
Each man will be responsible for decorating his own assigned house, planting flowers outside and keeping it presentable at all times.
The men will only have access to television when the kids are asleep and all chores are done.
The men must shave their legs, wear makeup daily, adorn himself with jewelery, wear uncomfortable yet stylish shoes, keep fingernails polished and eyebrows groomed.
During one of the six weeks, the men will have to endure severe abdominal cramps, back aches, and have extreme, unexplained mood swings but never once complain or slow down from other duties.
They must attend weekly school meetings, church, and find time at least once to spend the afternoon at the park or a similar setting.
They will need to read a book to the kids each night and in the morning, feed them, dress them, brush their teeth and comb their hair by 8:00 am.
A test will be given at the end of the six weeks, and each father will be required to know all of the following information: each child's birthday, height, weight, shoe Size, clothes size and doctor's name.
Also the child's weight at birth, length, time of birth, and length of labor, each child's favorite color, middle name, favorite snack, favorite song, favorite drink, favorite toy, biggest fear and what they want to be when they grow up.
The kids vote them off the island based on performance.
The last man wins only if...he still has enough energy to be intimate with his spouse
at a moment's notice.
If the last man does win, he can play the game over and over and over again for the next 18-25 years eventually earning the right to be called
Mom!
Thanks Jodi for giving us all a laugh!!!
Sorry about the poor image quality -- my camera battery's dead and I had to borrow Jonathan's awful digital camera. By the way... DO NOT EVER WASTE YOUR MONEY ON AN OLYMPUS STYLUS 740 -- It takes the worst pictures I've ever seen. Jonathan bought it because you can take it something like 200 ft deep into water.... and we all know how often we need a camera when we are 200 ft deep in water! It was a must-have! I think they made a mistake though... I think it just LOOKS like you took the pictures in 200 ft of water -- they're horrible and grainy and unfocused. Buyer Beware!!!
